I am really tired to get all the time this questions. Well I have decided to place it here with the answers. Let it be small FAQ... for those persons who is interested how is India and how is my "Indian time spending"...
Top 8 questions:
1. When are you coming back to Motherland?
Dear, I really don't know when and have do idea! Hopefully not very soon, but also to stay here I don't want too long. That's strange feelings - like I can not stay here but at the same moment I am very much afraid of returning...
2. There in India so many infections!
Oh, plenty! You can not inhale here as there are many so many microbes! I don't understand how so many people do live here...
3. What language do you speak to them? Indian language?
Really strange question. India in the past is the colony of UK. All educated people speak English here. Even uneducated guy from slum can tell few phrases. People! There is no "Indian language". Generally speaking each state of India has it's own language - Tamil, Malayalam, Hindi, Telugu and so on, but most popular are English and Hindi - governmental languages.
4. Have you seen an elephant?
Yep, every day travel from home to office on elephant.
5. How much of garbage is there in India?
Don't know what to answer...
6. How do you eat Indian food? What do you eat?
Indian food I eat by hands as Indians do. I eat Indian food as all Indians do. Indian food it is usually different kinds of "roties" (pancakes) with gravies (sauces).
7. Are Indians like in a movies - only singing and dancing?
Yes. Live in India as a holiday... If you can not sing and dance - get out from India!
8. Monkeys are walking on the streets there, right?
Walking and biting. People are afraid of crazy monkeys, that's why they pray to Hanuman (monkey god). Tell honestly I've seen only 2 monkeys in Chennai -one in the zoo and one in the mirror.